luvfrog:

OH NOW THIS IS PERFECTION

beetledrink:

came across a far side book while thrift shopping and opened it to a random page only to be reminded that gary larsen is the still the funniest comic artist ever to be published

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

• Former Gearbox Software lawyer is suing Randy Pitchford for a bunch of reasons, including being a pedophile
• Bowsette Creator Given Trophy By Pixiv And NicoNico For Creating Bowsette
• Alex Jones lost the lawsuit against the Sandy Hook victims’ families and now his company’s financial records are getting busted open 
• Jeff Bezos is getting a divorce without a prenup and is probably going to lose a lot of money
• The 20 Million Dollar Build The Wall GoFundMe got canned, refunded, and the organizer got exposed as a scam artist that has pocketed GoFundMe money before

WE’RE ONLY 11 DAYS IN BABY 

the day is literally not even over and i got something else to add:

• The Mary Sue publishes an interview with Dwayne Johnson claiming that he thinks “snowflake culture” is “taking us backwards,” The Rock responds on Instagram claiming that the interview was completely fabricated.
  

adding this to the post for posterity:

• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Fake Nude Photos Debunked By Foot Fetishist
  

im going insane

• Toby Fox calls out MatPat for using Undertale as a clickbait crutch and for refusing to source indie games he shows off
  
• Tumblr Blog dedicated to reviewing and insulting McMansions is evidently getting archived by the Library of Congress 

opiz:

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

dead-mall-commune: